*Hong Kong*
What is going on?
The main office...
...has just learned of a large-scale jewelry smuggling operation.
Therefore, we will search this ship.
Go ahead and search.
I can't find a pebble, let alone a piece of jewelry.
Lupan, are you sure this ship is transporting diamonds smuggled from all over the world?
Yeah. I looked it up when I snuck into the house of Kochinko...
...the boss of Hong Kong's smuggling network. So I can't be wrong.
If we can't find them after all this searching, let's give up.
No, I'm positive they're here.
Obviously the diamonds will be handled at Kochinko's place.
Have you gentlemen found what you're looking for?
Hey, Lupan, come here for a minute.
What is it, Jigen?
There's something fishy behind this wall.
What?
What the heck is this?
Hey, this is a hen house.
I'm so embarrassed.
Hens are considered a delicacy in Hong Kong, these were ordered by Mr. Kochinko.
Would you care for a fresh egg?
I'm on duty. No, thanks.
Bastard.
Stupid idiots.
"Diamonds Disappeared Under the Sky of Hong Kong" (Hong Kong no Yozora ni Daiya wa Kieta)
I am a food connoisseur.
I've had dishes from around the world...
...but nothing is superior to...
Cooking begins and ends with eggs. They are the essence of cooking.
Uh, yes.
In this world there are beautiful things, tasty things, and strong things.
These are the three things I love.
Since I met you, I have all three this evening.
I am very pleased, very pleased.
Same here, Mr. Kochinko. It's an honor to be acquainted with someone as yourself...
...who is rumored to be the emperor of the night in Hong Kong.
Miss Fujiko, you are not only beautiful, but a smooth talker, as well.
Oh, won't you visit my mansion tomorrow?
I'd like to show you something interesting.
Oh, is this an invitation?
Tomorrow at my residence, the world's...
...beautiful things, tasty things, and strong men will gather.
By the way, would you like one?
Uh, raw eggs are a little...
Then I'll have them cooked. Sunny-side up!
Menu
I'm certain that is Fujiko Mine, which means Lupan is nearby.
All right. This time I'm definitely gonna capture him myself.
Sir, have you decided what to order?
Lupan! One order of fresh slices of raw Lupan!
It sure is chilly.
Hey, nothing's happening.
Well, let's go home. I want something hot to eat.
Now, now, don't be like that. Let's wait a little longer.
Hey! look!
What? What is it?
They finally made their move.
That's Kochinko's residence, a.k.a. "The Dragon Balm Garden."
So they were hidden in the ship, after all.
That's one huge contraption.
Let's land on the island and help ourselves to the jewelry, fair and square.
We'll help ourselves to it, no matter where you hide it.
They're holding a martial arts championship tournament...
...where martial artists from around the world convene.
Meaning, the underground jewelry trade will take place backstage.
As for the martial arts, I'll leave them to you, Goemon.
Yeah.
Don't lie to me. I saw her with my own eyes!
I know Fujiko Mine entered here.
That means Lupan will show up.
I don't care if it's Lupan or anybody; We handle this island's security.
Leave before you get hurt.
What do you guys want?
I see. You wanna fight me?
Interesting. I'll show you the true power of Japanese police!
Yeah, Japan! Go for it!
Sure.
Lupan! Wait, you!
If you want me, come and get me!
Crap! I'll be back!
Look at this place. It's like a failed version of "Ryugu Palace."
The boss has finally appeared.
Wow. There's a familiar face.
Fujiko.
I was wondering where she had disappeared to.
We have the same target. As always, she's very shrewd.
Help me!
In the beginning, man was the sun. A healthy body has a healthy appetite.
You men, be strong. Only the strong are beautiful! I hereby welcome you!
We shall now commence the World Martial Arts Championship Tournament.
Let's leave this to Goemon and start our operation.
Yeah.
Crap. I don't care where Lupan sneaks into. I'll capture him this time.
Now!
Got it?
Huh? What is this?
These are menus from the best restaurants in the world.
He's really a gourmand.
Wow! What a distasteful bathroom.
Surely he didn't hide them in a place like this.
Actually, places like this are pretty suspicious.
"The most wonderful man in the world, Kochinko.
"You are the best. You are the best."
Oh, my. He's quite the narcissist.
Game over!
Rito vs. Goemon Ishikawa
That Japanese samurai is doing pretty well.
I know. If he beats them all, I will let you fight him.
If I keep watching the show, Lupan will get ahead of me.
I can't believe we haven't found them yet. Where the hell did he hide them?
If we take too long, the game will end, and the deal will proceed.
Yeah, I know. I know that.
Two sewer rats are loitering about, lured by the smell of diamonds.
He appears to be a thief by the name of Lupan The 3RD.
Hmph! There's no way such fellows could figure out the location of the diamonds.
They are an eyesore. Get rid of them.
Yes, sir.
- Hey, Lupan.
- Huh?
What are we gonna do? I'm exhausted.
Don't whine like that...
Hey, Cutie-pie, where are the diamonds?
Tell me, please? I'll give you a kiss.
You idiot.
Smooch...
What's a room doing here?
Hey, that's a weird trick.
Wh-wh-wh-wh...
Have you turned into a chicken, too?
What is this? Why is he keeping chickens in a secret room?
What's going on?
How should I know?
Uh-oh!
Looks like we caught two large sewer rats.
I get homesick for the cage sometimes.
You are quite amusing.
Have you found the diamonds, Lupan The 3RD?
Throw them into the crocodile pond.
I see, I see. You want these two for yourself?
All right, Daimangan. Prepare them into any dish of your liking.
Lupan, I'll let you go first.
What are you talking about? You go first.
Daimangan, kill them! Kill them both!
Ouch!
Damn, he has enormous strength. I bet he's not too smart, thought.
It's not my turn yet.
Goemon, you could at least help out. Some friend you are!
Lupaaan!
Mr. Kochinko, the buyers are waiting for you.
This is good. Later, later!
But it's almost time for the hens to lay eggs.
All right, I'll be right there. Daimangan, cook them well-done.
I'll taste them once I'm done with the egg deal!
What? Egg deal?
I see. He's pretty good.
Jigen, I'll leave the rest to you.
Hey! Hey, that's not fair!
Now, esteemed buyers.
I'd like to begin the Annual Smuggled Diamonds Sale.
But, Mr. Kochinko, where are the diamonds?
Oh, don't worry. They are right in front of you.
What? Where? Where?
Oh, what's this?
What do you think of my diamond delivery method?
If you mix a diamond with the chicken feed...
...it will come out the following day as an egg.
Who would imagine that the diamonds are hidden inside eggs?
Good idea!
I was almost deceived, too.
Well, have fun, kitties.
What? What?
Leave him to me.
You could've helped me from the start. You're such a show-off.
Get the diamonds back!
Kill! Kill!
Crap!
Aye-yi-yi!
Fu-Fujiko!
Escape through the window.
Now, hurry!
You may claim otherwise, but you do worry about me, don't you?
What are you talking about? I'm doing it for these.
We're splitting the diamonds.
Oh, man. That's rather cold.
Hey, stop that! I don't need any more holes.
Wait!
Why don't you boys play Tarzan or something?
Help me!
Ouch!
Huh? Fujiko! Hey, Fujiko dear?
Lupan, how did it go?
Pretty good. See? How about you?
This is it!
Looks like you somehow managed to settle things.
Calling Lupan! Calling Lupan!
You're all trapped like rats! Come out peacefully!
Over!
That's what he said. What now, Lupan?
What now, you say?
I have a good idea!
Lupan! Lupan!
See ya, Pops!
Wait, Lupan!
Lupan!
Using a hot air balloon was a great idea. Impressive, Lupan.
When it comes to stuff like this, my brain spins and spins.
Hey, you can blow fire better than that!
By the way, Lupan. Would you let me see the treasure?
Here it is.
What?
Huh?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is going on?
Damn, I got tricked. It was Fujiko. She switched them while I wasn't looking!
I collected the diamonds without difficulty...
...and the egg whites make for a great facial mask.
Lupan, the next time we meet, I'll be even more beautiful...
...so don't feel too discouraged.
Lupan! This happened because you're always so lax around Fujiko.
I'm ashamed of myself.
Look what the diamonds turned into...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
That's the million-dollar nightscape.
To me, it looks like the insides of a jewelry box scattered about.
A missile flies over the Caribbean at mach 5, carrying 90 billion yen in diamonds.
I devise a plan to go after it, but I need detailed data on the missile.
So, I sneak onto the base with Fujiko. However...
The Next Episode
"Payload" (The Missile-Jack Operation) See ya'!
"The Missile-Jack Operation"